inspired?maybe not...

We can do stupid things once in a while, right?

Hippopotapenis

Hippopotapenis

Just go away.

Samantha and I have decided to write a book

"Slightly Promiscuous Daughters"

Today feel free to call me Negative Nelly.

Don’t ask…

Don’t ask…

I want a wedding dress with pockets!

Kiss me Gregory!

"How are you feeling, Courtney?"

Eff you Facebook…

[in a whiny mocking voice] 

You’re a virgin. Act like it.