Samantha and I have decided to write a book
"Slightly Promiscuous Daughters"
Today feel free to call me Negative Nelly.
I want a wedding dress with pockets!
"How are you feeling, Courtney?"
Eff you Facebook…
[in a whiny mocking voice]
You’re a virgin. Act like it.
What is with sex obsession?
It really is.
I know I said penis jokes were funny earlier, but since then I have a newfound disgust for most things sexual…